{"product_id":"card-merry-christmas-asshole","title":"Card Merry Christmas Asshole","description":"\u003cp\u003eCelebrate the holidays with a touch of humor and a dash of sassiness! Remind your loved ones that it's Christmas day. Made from durable card stock with a matte finish, this card offers a festive texture and high-quality feel with blank inside for you to write. Printed in Colorado, USA, on eco-friendly paper, this card comes with a matching kraft envelope crafted from 30% Post-Consumer Waste recycled paper. Spread the holiday spirit with a good laugh and a hint of Christmas magic!\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e- Perfect gift for family members, friends, or significant others\u003cbr\u003e- Large 5 x 7 inch size with blank interior for personalized message\u003cbr\u003e- Uncoated texture on the inside for easy writing without smudging\u003cbr\u003e- Printed on thick, durable cardstock for a high-quality finish\u003cbr\u003e- Comes with a sturdy kraft envelope that is moisture sealed (lick-to-seal)\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c!----\u003e","brand":"Sleazy Greetings","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":41622142320701,"sku":"44506","price":5.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0030\/1239\/5069\/files\/Card_Merry_Christmas_Asshole.jpg?v=1723477394","url":"https:\/\/www.shoptherockets.pro\/products\/card-merry-christmas-asshole","provider":"www.shoptherockets.pro","version":"1.0","type":"link"}